Goat Attack - Text bomb your enemies with goats. You are one contact I promise myself never to let go of in life. Youre there for me, always. Luckily, there are plenty of funny texts to send your best friend that are truly LOL-worthy. On the outside, you are so gorgeous; youre very own unique and incredible definition of beauty, and I know Im one of many who see it. You might remember an inside joke or something you saw at brunch on Sunday that made you laugh until you cried, so you could always send them a reminder text of that. Korin Miller. If, at first, you don't succeed, destroy the evidence that you tried. You are going to see the whole of my s*xiness and crave for more of it. I want to perform your art on me! When someone asks where you're from, stare at them blankly for an uncomfortable amount of time, then whisper, "They told me, Wisconsin.". I pray for our friendship to go on and on, with an even better experience. I value and respect you any time, any day, because you are a friend of value. Are you ready to feel that kinky experience? Thank you. For additional reading, you might also like: Dear FriendI know we have had troubles but through out years of hard work and friendship weve always reunited and became stronger so strong that we seem to know each other a little more than our familys do what im trying to say is I love you bestie and I hope it stays that way. We often send out love letters and paragraphs to our lovers, but our best friend also deserves at least a couple of messages throughout the year. It makes me happy to know that I will always have you in my life, and you will always have me in your life too. Troll your friends. You made my hair all scattered and messy. We dont need a mutual love of music or sports or whatever to keep us together. Today we celebrate you. Your smile is as contagious as the flu, and whenever youre sad I feel like I should be too. Each passing day reveals a new and better side of you. Theres never a day that goes by where I am not grateful for you. And when life shines brightly on me, I feel your presence so much more because I know youre supporting me through it all. You are a lucky person if you have a loyal friend or friends who stand by your side and have your back in times of need. And its not always about what we say, or what we do. You are hands down the funniest person I know, and I still cant believe that someone as funny and hilarious as you chooses to spend her time with someone as dweeby and awkward as me. Below are some of the popular sexually-suggestive emojis that you can use to spice up your sexts: Emojis and their meaning (5,6): Celebrating their birthdays is one of the most important days of our lives as we clearly express our love to them. You make my life so amazing and beautiful. I did not have enough of you because you were just vibrating all over? (peach) butt This is an idea cribbed from the Netflix show Master of None. Anyone could tag along in your life, pretending to be friends, until situation arises that come to distinguish chaff from wheat . I am dirty and going to have a shower. Thank you first of all for accepting me and loving me for exactly who I am. In fact, we can go for weeks without talking. Your real family. We have our own jokes, our own routine, our own language on second thought, maybe the TV show isnt such a great idea. I have been wishing and dreaming it for so long that I go crazy whenever I think about it. This was meant to be and from that day I knew nothing but gratitude and I am grateful it happened. You always did your best to put a cute little shining star on my starless nights. You have given me support and shown me help over the years. When you fall, I will hold you, and if you cry, I'll be there to wipe your tears. These paragraphs will work when you dont have enough time to make up a freaky paragraph for your boyfriend, but still want to send something to get him aroused: Sexting paragraphs devoted to him are a useful tool in the struggle for your mans attention. I adore you, my beautiful friend. And remember, age is something that doesnt matter, unless you are a cheese. People like you are going extinct. Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. Do not underestimate the effects of creatively composed text messages Get the full list in the article. There is something about you grabbing my hair at the back of my head that makes me just melt. I love our friendship for what it is and everything it stands for. You have made me really freaky and now it is time to send real freaky paragraphs to you. Surfaces changes mean nothing to us. You have wiped my tears, lent me your listening ears, comforted me when I am feeling down and fed me when I am hungry. (2016, March 16). Revenge by Mail - Send embarrassing mail to friends and enemies. We are living in the technological century, where making our besty happy can only take us seconds. Every moment is worth spending when its in the company of such a fantastic friend like you. You are an inspiration and a blessing for me, and I'm so proud to call you my best friend. Happy Birthday to one of the very few people of whom I can remember their birthdays without depending on a Facebook reminder. I want you to want me like never before. Its because he knew I would need someone to level me out and keep me sane. Knowing that you are always there for me is all the assurance I need. What is your one sexual fantasy you always wanted to try, but never build the courage to do it? I love you, my best friend. (fireworks) orgasm Were best friends because we can go for long stretches of time without talking and it wont damage the relationship. We have such a rare bond that cant be replicated by anyone else. 3) The only reason we're friends is that you know way too many of my secrets. Everything seems nicer and brighter when you are around. I feel honored and blessed that you are my best friend. They say you dont get to pick who youre related to. Because when you walked in class that day, the room was suddenly beautiful and perfect! Thank you for sticking by my side, even if we dont see each other as much as we did before, and for never forgetting about me. Thats true. Babe, Im Wet. So if you cannot laugh at yourself, call meI will laugh at you. I truly believe I hit friendship gold when you skipped into my life and filled my days with laughter, happy tears, and enchantment. Happy born day, my besty! her birthday is coming up and really want to send her a birthday card in the mail as a cute gesture (we work mostly remotely so i can't really give it to her in the office). The way they can easily put a smile on your face, you want to do the same for them. 13. 1. Im blessed to have you as my friend. There is a reason why God placed you in my life. ", A friend like you is like a good bra "Hard to find, Supportive, Comfortable, Always lifts you up, Makes you look better and always close to your heart!". There is too much to do together. Youre always the person who can light up a room the way you have lit up my heart. I wouldnt trade it for a chance at becoming famous or for an all-expenses paid trip to anywhere. I am very blessed to have a friend like you who just cares and loves me so much. I dont know what else to do, I am just lost within my passion without you. I wouldve given up a long time ago if it werent for your constant badgering and nagging. And sometimes, God brings certain people into our lives for a purpose, but whatever reasons He had in mind for making our path cross and bringing us together, I dont really care, because Im honored and grateful that He did. Send them something like: "I see you.". No matter where life takes us to, I will always be there for you, because true friends always stick together and never leave each other. You make me feel so secure and loved. Forget about the Present; I did not get you one! I just got some new s*xy panties delivered. Please stay in my life forever because your friendship is one of the best things to ever happen to me. It is not news that we have transcended the realm of friendship. If you feel down, like the world is not listening, and you feel like crying, just remember, there is someone out there struggling to pull a push to open door. You are for me, and I will always be there for you. Thank you for being you. I know that you will live a life filled with success and happiness. Good morning my friend. This is for those buddies who not only share great times but also are sharp in mind. A simple best friend paragraph can surprise and make your close friend happy. I love you so much because you go above and beyond to be there for me when I need you. I refuse to take you for granted. You are irreplaceable in my life, and I love you so much. Youre intimidating to stand next to in pictures because I know your light shines so bright, but Ill gladly stand next to you and take a picture, because Im so excited to show the world how breathtakingly beautiful my best friend is. i dont wanna steal without permission because this is so beautiful <3, Of course. I pray that our friendship lasts forever. What is the dirtiest thought you have had about me? I wish to appreciate a girl with a heart of gold. ", Hey there, did you know that you are my BFFLWYLION that means that you are my "Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not.". We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. Its amazing how often you can feel disconnected from people. Are you ready to feel that kinky experience? - Priscilla Presley As a teenager and even still now being 21, it's always love questions - it's always so confusing. Dear besty, I hope you studied well for tomorrow's exam. I know youre not a wizard, but I think your mouth is pretty magical. I put up with you! I love you, my friend. You are incredible my dear, and I cant wait to constantly remind your husband that he got crazy lucky and out kicked his coverage big time. I was just thinking about you and me and suddenly, I found myself completely undressed and wet down under. This might include our friends facing breakups, rejections, and much more. Thank goodness that our path crossed and I met an understanding friend like you. Because of you, Ive learned so many new things that I wouldnt have learned if you werent by my side. I want you to hold me so tight. Your sincerity was what attracted me to you and it continues to stir admiration for you in me. Thank you for standing by me during my darkest moments. 50+ have a great weekend message ideas to send to your colleagues. I know that you always have my back because that is the kind of person you are. We have this wonderful day to show the rest of the world just what you are made of. We met by chance, and now we are best friends by choice. Shares 1560. Dear besty, if you get the answer to this, then lunch is on me. I love you so much. To my best friend, I know weve only known each other for a few years, but it feels like Ive known you all my life. I can think of a few places I want it right now. You are so in trouble and there is nothing you can do about it. 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